The other day whilst walking home my progress was disrupted by an apparent tendency for my left foot to adhere to the pavement as if an additional, supplementary, gravitational force was inexplicably pulling on the left side of my body. This disturbed me slightly and upset my customary sense of equilibrium. Perturbed, but not terminally distracted by this eventuality, I stoically and steadfastly continued on my journey - determined not to be put off course by this unforeseen circumstance. Finally I arrived at my destination and upon taking off my left boot I discovered that a piece of discarded chewing gum had become stuck to its sole - this took several minutes to remove with a kitchen knife.
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