Memoir III

Of course that paled into insignificance compared to the Ceausescu / Cheesy Wotsits / Dr. Pepper debacle - now that was a real 'side-splitter'..................

Not Knowing II

Something else that I don't know is whether or not to believe in agnosticism.

Memoir II

...........and then there was the time that I managed to knock Pinochet's red wine all over him - how we laughed...........

Not Knowing

There are many things that I don't know - the real words to 'American Pie', for example.

Memoir

Sign in, sign out; check in, check out - just keep walking. A dead pigeon and a pile of vomit; two train journeys, one conversation and several readings of the same piece of writing. Yep, just keep walking.

Spot the Difference - Solution

Generally speaking owls do not make a good accompaniment to Cream Crackers. Equally, cheese makes a fairly poor flighted predator (apart from Gorgonzola, of course.)

Spot the Difference IV

Spot the Difference III

Spot the Difference II

Spot the Difference

Lifted

"Ranting and raving - ya raggy-arsed fucker ya, get in the fuckin' van before I kick the fuckin' shit out of ya.............see the big bastard, he's got a head like a sack of shite 'n a mouth to match - the other fucker; wiry and steely-eyed - he doesn't give a monkey's; all twitching facial muscles and just looking for half an excuse to wade in; don't even look at the bastard - those eyes, they'll nail ya to the fuckin' wall man..........." (Memoirs of a Disillusioned Solipsist, part IV)